hostess jane was always plain
worked everyday sun or rain
hostess jane always smiled
serving sandwhiches deli style
hostess jane looked her best
in that pink plaided dress
and her hair in a bun
pinned by pin and chewing gum
hostess jane can i take you out?
and pick you up and show you around
hostess jane if we had our date
i promise not to go to your cafe
hostess jane where do i begin?
this song is over oh no it's the end!
hostess jane where do i begin?
...it's over oh no it's the end!